House Rules
1
Be Nice or Leave
Our house motto. In case the sign on the front pole went unnoticed, we wanted to say it again.
2
Tip Your Server
Servers make a living on tips, and reserve the right to apply an 18% gratuity to any bill.
3
Our Drinks Are Strong
We curate our cocktail recipes to be delicious and enjoyable. If you'd like a stronger drink, ask for a double.
4
Physical IDs Are Required
You can't believe everything you hear, and in today's world of AI and Photoshop you can't believe everything you see. We require a physical government-issued ID for alcohol purchases.
5
No Substitutions or Exchanges
While mistakes can happen, we will not grant a refund or exchange on any food item solely due to a dislike of flavor or taste.
6
Maximum Four (4) People to a Hookah
No exceptions. This applies to the number of people in the party, not the number of people smoking.
7
Split Bills Four Ways or Less
We are happy to accommodate large parties, but in order to streamline service and maintain everyone's sanity, we will only split tabs up to four (4) ways.
8
Do Not Move Hookahs or Furniture
You break it, you buy it.
9
Wait to Be Seated
Everyone wants a big table, but we have to make sure they're available for large parties. Please wait at the front for our staff to direct you to a seat.
10
Bar Is First Come, First Served
While we take reservations for tables, we do not accept reservations for the bar.
11
Peak Hours Create Peak Wait Times
We strive to offer swift service, but wait times might increase with crowd size.
12
Pace Yourself
No one wants to have to carry their drunk friend out the door. Or worse, clean up a mess. Drink some water.
13
Oh, You Know the Owner?
...so do we.